The New Pledge of Allegiance

For these highly sensitive and ever-changing times. We are an all encompassing society you know.

Brother Orwell knew this was coming. 1984 here we come!

Subject: FW: Written by a kid in school

New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)

New Pledge of Allegiance!

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most public schools anymore because the word "God" is mentioned....

A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer.

I liked it.

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mentioning of Him to be very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It now violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
It becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom thing
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend those with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
For God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
For the Word of God must ever reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; Please Lord, My soul do take!